I Presume

This is way better than sex.

Aku Kejar Kau

Macam kan aku kejar matahari yang terbenam...

The beautiful run that ended with me temporarily blind in the darkness.

But if I didn't run the run,
I would've never learned to love the lights.

How To Treat Your Wound(s) Right

Human A: My heart hurts. He left me with a gaping hole in my heart. And I think it's permanent.

Human B: Nah Gamat. I quote, "Gamat is believed to be able to speed wound recovery time and to help new tissue form in humans just as the sea cucumber's ability to quickly regenerate its own body tissue when damaged." BAMMM! Gaping hole no more~

I hate to see when The Greatest Love causes you Your Greatest Fall.

Everyone is built stronger than that. If the fall didn't cost you your last breath, you'll manage.

[Edit: December 7th, 2009]
Got this today from one of those Fortune Cookie thingamajig over the internet...

"Time heals all wounds but Excedrin speeds the process."

But I swear to god, the conversation on top was as Original as this curly mess on my head!

Words of Wisdom #10: Burke Said

A character on the big screen once told me,
"Fear is just a state of mind."

I Swear!

I will no longer deny myself of satin under garments.

Kids, if you think 100% cotton *snorts* is awesome, wait till you've tried 100% satin. It will just blow you away!

Yes, yes. Satin = Womanhood = about 20-30 years to going hormonally crazy batshit due to Menopause.

But I don't know how something soooo soft and smooth annnnd creamy on the skin can make you age faster?!?

Satin is like the ultra opposites of M&Ms. It melts on your skin and not in your mouth. Get it? (Kids, don't try this at home. Not because it is dangerous. But because, there's just no point to it. Heh.)

I'm still intrigued though, macam ada built-in aircond tu, wei! Even when it's freaking burning hot outside, satin kept me cool and if I haven't gone crazy already, pretty damn sure that it felt kinda breezy in the inside. It's like I had Tioman hidden between my clothes and skin!

Hmmm.

Then, why do we ever need to install expensive airconds in buildings when we could've just cover the whole thing up with satin?!?!

WHY?!?!

Now onto the next phase in life. 100% Cashmere! Material made from the Soil of Heavens, or so I heard. *wet dreamy eyes*

They Sold Me Off for Cheaps

I was just informed that my life will pretty much be status quo up till 2012. What the fuck, weh? A fucking straight and stagnant line.

In 2006 I sold my self to the Devil. Now the Devil is selling me off to Iblis. Until 2012.

Is this it? Is this a sign for Exit?

No, no. They didn't sell me off for cheaps. In fact, it was the other way around. But I'm still being paid puny. FML. Until 2012.

Tolong Jangan Tengok

The Box is a Box full of Feces.